Person: I'm gay.
God: I love you.
Person: I'm an addict.
God: I love you.
Person: I'm greedy.
God: I love you.
Person: I'm angry.
God: I love you.
Person: I have too much pride.
God: I love you.
Person: I hate you.
God: I still love you.
P.S. SpaZZ talks in her sleep.
Bahahaha. She’s totally going to stalk my tumblr later and find this.
Her and SpaZZ are taking a ten minute “refresher nap” ;)
Love them.
I totally need to be productive today.
I’m totally not going to.
Should do:
Exercise
Clean Room
Write Thank You Cards
Will do:
Internet procrastination tools
Help Kim move
Grad open house
GIRLS NIGHT
Can your friend’s dad sing the Perry the Platypus theme song?
Didn’t think so :)
How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
What’s a hipster’s favourite subject?
Geometry.
Why do hipsters always have burnt tongues?
Because they drink their tea before it’s cool.
(Source: mchltckr)
Hey Falls Aquatic Center, maybe next time, try telling me that we’re not opening in advance MORE THAN TWO MINUTES BEFORE MY SHIFT STARTS.
(Source: antisocial-socialist)
I guarantee you they will be on Ellen one of these days lmfao. This was fucking amazing, true talent.
they put those other girls to shame
Absolutely gorgeous.
:)
I WANT THEM TO BE MY CHILDREN.
(Source: thedailywhat)
me all the time: what am i even doing
Top Favorite Movies → She’s the Man (2006)
“Viola, darling. Remember, chew like you have a secret…”
WANT TO WATCH THIS NOW.
(Source: darkseids)
And then she was gone.
HANNAH YOU BETTER HAVE A FRICKEN GOOD TIME IN FRANCE.
IF YOU DON’T, THEN THAT WOULD BE A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE OF 3 WEEKS OF OUR SENIOR SUMMER THAT YOU COULD HAVE SPENT WITH ME.
Just kidding. I know you’ll have a blast and you’ll learn so much.
Can’t wait to have you back… as my kind of neighbor :) (I love being able to say that now).
